9/11. Here's to the heroes which includes all of us but especially first responders and medical people and researchers and teachers who had to raise kids at the time (because there are so many shitty parents who don't raise their own kids).
Plus the good parents at the time were the heroes.
And almost none of the politicians except Bernie was a hero.
And some of my favorite heroes were the Seals who eventually shot bin laden in his stupid nepo baby head and made it explode all over the fucking place like a pumpkin hitting the filthy ground.
Fuck the terrorists forever. I'm glad Obama got those Seals to shoot bin laden in his big ape head and dump him in the ocean to be eaten by fish and crapped out into little particles that were then eaten by the bottom feeders on the bottom of the ocean.
I remain a peaceful man. I swear. I am.
But honestly fuck bin laden in the face.
We shouldn't have ever gone to war in Iraq. That moron piece of shit George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and all the rest of those criminal dipships lied that Iraq had anything to do with it, and lied about them having weapons of mass destruction, when in fact that piece of shit dictator who ran Iraq at the time was against those particular terrorists and he was killing them. He was weirdly our ally in the war on terror! Crazy but true!
But Bush and Cheney and their stock market cronies and military salespeople wanted to overthrow Iraq to get some oil pipelines, so they sent our troops to go kill Iraqis (and get killed) for oil.
Why?
Because as everybody in Washington DC knows, the Republican motto is: How can we profit off of any disaster, and turn any disaster into a money making scheme for the wealthy?
And meanwhile the Bushies stopped looking for bin laden (feel free to look all these facts up to remind yourself), and the war in Iraq killed an incredible number of people, for oil, so that the Bush families and the Cheney family etcetera could get even richer.
And then every administration from then on (of either party) failed to deal with Iraq and Afghanistan correctly (despite lots of good intentions by bureaucrats and by military people on the ground).
And this whole corrupted response system led to Isis and Syria issues and blah blah blah.
What a mess.
But ... international affairs are always a dominoes disaster (except for good things that have come from the UN, NATO, Jimmy Carter and the Marshall Plan).
Ask any real historian who didn't go to Jerry Falwell University.
Historians don't often agree on much, except they usually agree on one thing: that the time that we are living in is always fucked and hopeless haha, for real, just ask them over drinks, they'll tell you.
But you know what?
We can all love each other and make each other laugh and have sex and play fun games with each other, or whatever — anything other than this stupid bullshit that America is all wrapped up in all the damn time.
Did you know?:
We can all stop fighting each other any time we want.
When I interact with people out in the world, you should see me, I am all smiles and I ask people questions because I love them, and I'm interested in their lives, and they respond really well, and sometimes we have incredible sex!
Every time I'm in the world and talking to people, I help strangers be their best selves (amiable, open, flirty, kind), and not this bullshit online horror show where everybody's stabbing each other in the fucking eyeballs and ear holes with some kind of demented perverted political cultural dogma.
There is a phrase that describes many Americans now, and that phrase is: Narrow Tolerance Range.
Do not have a Narrow Tolerance Range!
Narrow Tolerance Range makes your life worse and other people's lives worse.
Stop overreacting to every little surprise iteration in your life!
We can stop letting the terrorists win. The terrorists wanted 9/11 to seed us into destroying ourselves and it worked.
Just look around and listen to everybody constantly screaming at each other about stupid bullshit that's being fed to them by Russian bot farms and American political bot farms who everyone's arguing with on Twitter and shit, even though they aren't even real fucking people.
GET OFF TWITTER!! It's ruining your life!!
GET OFF THE COMMENT THREADS OF SO-CALLED 'NEWS ORGANIZATIONS.'
Stop arguing at bots.
Stop arguing with the voices in your head who aren't even in front of your face.
And stop arguing with people who have been brainwashed to argue bot points by social media and by idiot podcasters and by 70-IQ broadcast news propagandists who don't even believe what they're saying but it makes them rich!
Stop being in love with guns and go turn your gun over to your local police precinct.
Don't sell your gun! Give it to the cops and the cops will make sure it gets destroyed! Don't throw it in the garbage. Take it to the cops and tell them to destroy it.
If you have a gun, you are part of the problem!
Change starts with you!
You want to change gun problems?
It starts with you!
Stop being paranoid!
Get your gun destroyed!
Stop watching Fox News and CNN and MSNBC and stop reading the fucking New York Times and every fucking thing else, it's all brainwash garbage designed to give you shellshock and drive you crazy so that you go to the sites all the time and pay for the subscription and click the ads and write comments that drive each other nuts. That's all that bullshit is about. Tricking you out of your money and your life and your joyful life force.
The "news" is the circus owner, and they're treating you as both the paying sucker AND the circus animals!
Just look at all the hoops they're trying to make you jump through!
Take it from me. I spent decades in daily journalism and I can tell you that what you think of as news has nothing to do with journalism now.
It is all soulless evil multi-billionaire companies who have nothing to do with journalism and everything to do with treating human beings like stupid fucking suckers who are born every minute, creating conflict so that these organizations which are not news organizations can make money off of the stupid fucking comment sections.
It was bad enough that they had everybody fighting over politics and culture, but then they started getting everybody to fight over gender and making men hate women and women hate men, and getting iPhone people to hate Android people and getting Android people to hate iPhone people, and on and on and on.
So fucking dumb.
Aren't you tired yet of THE VERSUS LIFE?
Start living in real life.
Go breathe life.
Go fuck someone.
Go jerk off.
Go get some laughs.
Go play some video games, or read books, or garden, or get trashed, or anything else.
Go make some dad jokes.
Get back into scrapbooking, for fuck's sake, or anything other than this garbage.
If you really don't want the terrorists to win, try to make culture in your own life to be like it was in the year 1999-ish, when people were just fucking living their lives and being happy for the most part, and living lives of awe and wonder and silliness and friendship and fellowship.
Oh my God I feel so much better.
I do not plan on being political like this ever again, online or off. It always surprises me when I say any of this bullshit.
But I'm not going to sit here and say hey it's 9/11 again, without any of this context.
George Bush was a fucking idiot moron criminal, and so was everybody in his fucking administration.
Obama didn't fix half the stupid bullshit that Bush fucked up.
Biden did a pretty good job even though I wasn't in love with him at first. I rolled my eyes when he won the Democratic nomination, but I have to tell you I was shocked that he was our best president since Lyndon Johnson. Yeah. Biden! Who knew he was gonna be so good. Not that I could ever tell from listening to people talk about his speech pattern or whatever the fuck.
I mean, Helen Keller couldn't see or hear, and she would have been a better president than most of the presidents of the past 60 years.
And if you go around proclaiming that Trump is a good thing for humanity then please know that everyone behind your back says you're the dumbest person they know, and if you believe there's a hell you are absolutely going there, no question hahaha ... Jk.
But it's not too late to repent.
All of you fundamentalist Trumpers, it is never too late to repent and see that you have been taken in by the great Satan, by greed and avarice and stupidity and vicious cruelty, you are the opposite of the golden rule and you are an abomination to God, and it is not too late to repent.
And if you are not one of those Trumpers, and if you are upset that the Republicans are mourning Charlie Kirk but not Democrats who were killed, and you own a gun, guess what, you are also the problem because you have a gun.
I know statistically most people in my Facebook feed are gun owners, and guess what, you are also the problem. Get rid of your stupid fucking guns.
You're never going to defend yourself against anything. Just lock your doors and get a security system, and if you hear someone breaking in then scream because they will run away, because people who break into homes don't want to be caught! Just ask criminologists! They will tell you that your gun is not going to help you but locking your doors and windows and putting in an alarm system and screaming if you hear somebody, that will do the trick!
And that's going to keep every fucking body out of your house except an assassin who will kill you no matter what kind of gun you have, because an assassin will kill you when you're in your car in line at Starbucks to pay $25 for a cup of sugar and milk that contains all of your daily calories.
If you have a gun because you think they're cool or because you like to go shooting at the range, guess what, you're the fucking problem too.
If you really love guns so much, just go play gun video games, because then you can actually shoot those game guns and you don't have to buy the bullets and you don't have to drive to a range and you don't have to worry about anything. I mean I love shooting guns in video games! I mean you get to kill fake people! That's so much more satisfying than imagining having to kill a real person who's never going to break into your house!
Okay thank you. I love you. Go have a beautiful peaceful day today, and be nice to people, flirt with people, try to get laid, and if you can't get laid then jerk off, try to have a fucking laugh, get high, get drunk, play a video game, watch a movie, listen to some music, read a book, do anything fun to you, even if it is the misery that is hiking or the impossibility that is gardening ... that's how you can honor the people who died because of 9/11!
You can honor your body and your mind and your soul in a fun sexy hilarious peaceful happy way that they can't honor their bodies and minds and souls anymore because they're fucking dead because of fucking terrorists who should fucking rot with their stupid fucking ideas about fucking virgins (disgusting!) and all that stupid fucking dumb horse shit.
Ok thanks again. I love you. Go live a good fun happy sexy hilarious life. ❤️ I'M ROOTING FOR YOU! EVEN IF YOU'RE A TRUMPER (OR MAYBE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A TRUMPER, I AM ROOTING FOR YOU TO REGAIN YOUR SENSES AND RECLAIM A FUN FUNNY SEXY HAPPY PEACEFUL LIFE!!)
